Chee saw hai bean doe a?

前一排收到本 Servicemen's Guidebook。呢本小冊係放係分域碼頭，俾外國水兵到港時睇。入面有好多香港嘅資訊。但當然香港人自己睇番會覺得幾好笑。

而最精彩都莫過於入面教外國人講廣東話。我覺得好比我地《通勝》入面教人講英文！

（原本我諗住同大家玩下，將次序重新排列，俾大家配對一下。但係我發現實在太難，自己知答案都做唔到。嘩哈哈哈！）

English	Cantonese
American	May gwock yan
Bad, rotten	Mmh hoe / Hoe soih
Beautiful	Hoe lang
Chinese	Jungwok yan
Bristish	Yingwok yan
Go	Hoi / Faai dee jau
Good	Hoe, Hoe / Gay hoe
Bad	Mmh hoe
Not bad	Mmh chaw
Is it good?	Hoe mmh hoe?
Good-bye	Joy gheen
Good Morning	Jo san
Turn Right	June Yauh
Turn Left	June Jaw
Pardon Me	Doy um jew
Thank you (for service)	Mmh goi
Thank you (for gift)	Dough jair
How much money?	Gay doe cheen?
Too expensive	Tai gwai
Where is the toilet?	Chee saw hai bean doe a?
Stop the car	Teng chair
Excuse me	Mmh goy
Yes	Hi
No	Mmh hi
Is it?	Hi hmm hi?
OK	Duck
Not OK	Mmh duck
Is it ok?	Duck mmh duck?
When?	Gay see?
What?	Mutt yeh?
Why?	Deem guy?

~ Lindberg